People who may describe themselves as young and newly-made members of our Society! Salutations! We would like you to entertain the notion of joining us on a trip of temporal instability! There will be walking and who knows what else! Well I know but telling you would ruin the surprise! What I can say is that you would need your passport, so that it can be stamped! All of this feedle-faw and esoteric perambulation to receive a passport, well! Now you will put it to use! Does this sound exciting!

If this sort of adventure appeals to you, as certainly it must! And if you are free on the evening of the upcoming 4th, you may already be on your way! Jimmy can tell you what to do! And he will do that now! What must they do Jimmy do let them know!

The EPS cordially invites its members along on a tour of some points of EPS interest, in the city of San Francisco on Saturday, September 4th, starting roughly at 7:12 pm. Those attending must, I repeat, must RSVP to/at the email address "rsvp" at this website by August 28th. Also, members who are waiting for their application to be processed/accepted will receive a courtesy visa.

Q: What happens if I show up without RSVPing?
A: You will be an unknown, only able to make part of the journey.

Q: Is that bad?
A: Is that good?

Q: Could I still get my passport stamped as an unknown?
A: Perhaps not the same stamp as the un-unknowns.

Q: For how long will we be out and about?
A: For as long as you can stand, but some coaches become pumpkins at midnight.

Q: I have children I would like to introduce to the delights of Philatelicism. Would this be an appropriate time?
A: Yes, if they like candy. And as long as they're your children.

Q: I'm coming by car. Tell me there's parking.
A: Reasonably, for the city of San Francisco, and there might also be lot parking. But there will also be walking ... which means, walking back.

Q: Will this cost me anything? I mean, those coin guys, lately ...
A: We will charge you nothing. At any point along the route, however, the shrewd traveler might finagle comestibles for low prices.

Q: Hold on there, what did Timothy mean by "temporal instability"?
A: Certainly you will not turn back now, o thou gallivanter.

Thank you as always Jimmy! But "reasonably for San Francisco"! What does that even mean! All right then you young folks! Réspondez vous!

Helloyoungpeople! First, thank you to everyone who attended our most recent meeting! As some of you already know, we are in the midst of a situation with the Elsewhere Numismatic Society! Code FUCHSIA! Show it Jimmy the fuchsia stamp!



FUCHSIA! Due to this reason, we have discontinued our application meetings for the time being! But young people! The youth! We have set it up so you can still apply to become a member of the Elsewhere Philatelic Society, any day of the week!

Then, there is waiting! I hope you are approved! If you are, then you should register your chop/stamp/inkan/badge! Jimmy talked about that awhile ago! Do you remember!

We also have stamp windows that you can visit!

A message to all Elsewhere Philatelic Society members: We are operating under “Code Fuchsia.” The Elsewhere Numismatic Society has resumed meetings at the Old Mint. Harassment of EPS cabinet members mandates discontinuation of group meetings at Rincon location. Any surplus candy must be returned to the vault for safe-keeping. Future meetings site to be determined by acting president.

Hello! Young people! We have detected ... a situation! Due to a troubling recent change at the Elsewhere Numismatic shop, we are in a state of flux! Flux I say! We must be wary! And cautious! Also wary again! Please bear with us during this critical time of extreme caution!!

Current young members! Of youth! Greetings! You should register your chop/inkan/logo/badge/stamp! If you register early enough you may qualify for Universal Platinum Processing! It depends on a number of factors! Tell them Jimmy!

Q: What is Universal Platinum Processing?
A: It is better.

Q: What should my stamp look like?
A: Black on white line art. White paper. Bold, thick, clean lines. Your art/image should not be larger than a square two inches on a side. Please submit a photocopy of your artwork; do not send originals.

Q: What is the deadline?
A: No one is really sure. We could pretend it is the 17th of July. Could be later. Could be earlier.

Q: So if I turn my stamp in July 16th, would that be good?
A: Hrm.

Q: What if I cranked on my stamp and sent it out right away?
A: Now that's the polish.

Q: Quick! Where do I send it!!!!
A: You can mail a physical copy to the mail box listed to the left, or send an electronic version (PNG/GIF/JPG/EPS/SVG/TLA) to chopchop at this website. Please include your name and address with anything you submit. Thank you.

Thank you Jimmy! That was Jimmy!

People of youth! Thank you so much for coming out on Monday to our second membership gathering! It was a grand time from what I hear! I wish I could have been there! Razzle-frazzle!

Watch this space for information on our next meeting!

Please note our new flyer to the left! It is over there! I just had a thought think! Perhaps there are people from faraway lands who would like to interact with the Elsewhere Philatelic Society! This is a way! Oh, butter!

As powerful as stamps are, sometimes things happen that require a more immediate release of information! If you are a member and haven't had a chance to give us your electronic contact information, please call 415 534 0212!